You mean the water isn't solid?
Good to know that there's silt flow into the middle of the Pacific.
Now we are all we got to do is wait for that stuff to pack really good, transform into slate 15,000 ft deep, wait 250 million years, wait for it to crack as it collides into some next door continent, let the oil start seeping upwards, and that baby's ready for the drilling!
Unless, of course, oil actually is not fermented plant juice, but rather a natural occurring form of carbon, in which case it might be a heckuva lot more plentiful than fossil deposits. But even if that was the case you'd still have to find it, I while I'm sure there might be those once-in-a-half-century finds off the coast of Brazil or something, well, you do the math.
- oh, wait. You already did. Professionally.
But in the meantime, as we watch the race to see which gets depleted first, oil or the Ogallala Aquifer, the Cannibal Riots of 2065 are still on.
Heck, thanks to Trump that baby might have been accelerated by a decade or three while we make oil cheap enough to use to flush toilets instead of water, so grab your hats everybody......... and your favorite raw meat condiments, it's going to be a doozy,,,
People, I swear.