Uber meme

UPS couldn't haul her fat ass.

The politics mods wouldn’t allow this in the stream
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I saw that on the other day and upvoted it then. Great meme.

that's frigging hilarious

Unfortunately, she got him fired. I sure hope he sues Lyft himself as well for wrongful termination. And he should maybe sue her as well for similar reasons.

A better defense is he doesn’t have a seat belt extender. I can’t drive if you are not belted in the seat.

Right. If he said what she said he said, then yeah. He messed up. Resorting to personal (while also true) insults will only work against you.
Your 'Seat Belt' excuse is perfect.