You need to work on your material.
That lane name alteration falls flat.
Try Dumb Donald, or Donny Strumpet, or something that makes some sort of sense.
Your nonsense will still be booed into oblivion but at least others won't have the impression that they are beating up on a 9 year old.
Guber, Guber, Bo Buber, Banana, Fanna, Fo Fuber, Me, My, Mo, Muber, Guber!
😄 Ridiculous.