Frosty Fresh Toilet Paper Will Make Your Eyes Water !

anybody who uses this toilet paper:

😖

antifreeze at the ready

Or a powerful hair dryer ?

Less 'Ugh' More 'Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ... It stings' !

I thought bears go in the woods without the need of paper ?

They wipe with rabbits.

It doesn’t stick to rabbit fur.

Are you speaking from experience ?

Nope! There is as a joke about a bear and a rabbit in the woods.

I know

I've seen that picture ! 😁

Let’s ask the wildlife expert!

I believe and trust everything that man says - and wasn't he great in the first Jurassic Park 😉

He was.

It certainly will.

😱

honest opinion:
gimme gimme

If you need this that urgently, I think there would be a cream you might try first ! 😖

It's probably still better than single ply.

For years in UK Schools, they had Bronco toilet paper - It was a single ply, hard and water resistant !

Well, I guess I gotta give the water resistant part to them, but also, F in the chat for their toilets.

The word 'smear' springs to mind !

Smearing, and potentially puncturing. I'm just trying to get clean and get back to work.

And you won't be sitting down on the job ! 😖

Ooh I wonder if it feels like Charmin'?

More like coarse sandpaper ! 😵

Haha lol

Would rather not...

Wise !

Same

Lol ! 😁

And how is this dark?

Humour is subjective and I think it is !