So much revision and it can still ring true.
12 Days of Christmas (Hunter Version 2.0)
On the 12th day of Christmas My daddy gave to me,
12 Illegal Payments
11 Burisma Partners
10 Phoney Paintings
9 Federal tax charges
8 Offshore Accounts
7 Embezzlements
...
6 Crack Rocks
5 Golden Crackpipes
4 Stolen cars
3 Felony Gun Charges
2 Lost Macbooks
and a Pardon from the west wing.
