“For his melee weapon he carries… a vibrator?”
“Yeah so he can f**k his enemies up in two different ways.”
“stfu”

gimme that gun rn.

finna play cod in real life

Why...
Why does he have a microphone?

I'm confused

LMFAO

Idk which one is more threatening

is that a s*x toy

Aww look who can’t say sex

No, it’s a massage gun

Yes mf it’s a sex toy

Well I mean it massages something..

You’re not helping-

she would say "NGHHHHHH" or whatever idk never used one

Istg Yachi 🤦🏻‍♂️

Understood, we're setting the Vickers up as we speak.

this guy is crazy

I'm a Marine, crazy is our thing

I need a red crayon

um i have a red pen

F**k you

*gives you red crayon* *and the red pen*

you can keep both of them sir