I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitchass motherf**ker! He pissed on my f**king wife! That's right, he took his quilly little hedgehog dick out and he pissed on my f**king wife, and said it was "this big", and I said "that's disgusting", so I'm making a callout post on my twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut except way smaller. Here's what my dong looks like; BOOM! THAT'S RIGHT! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He f**ked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna f**k the Earth! That's right, this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go HIGHER. I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! How do you like THAT, Obama? I pissed on the moon, you IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRRRRROPPPLETTTTTSSSSSSS hit the f**king Earth, now get the f**k out of my sight before I piss on you too!
