POV: We’re all in a law court and some Karen sued the creator of this meme, thinking it was racist. We are all either witnesses or jury members or lawyers, arguing over who has the right evidence. Even the law firm’s best lawyers have no idea what to do.
The judge (AKA one of the moderators): “Will someone actually present some sort of ACTUAL evidence? This is mayhem! How will we see the defendant’s verdict-“
*lights turn off all of a sudden because there was an outage, everyone becomes silent, and then, some portable strobe lights appear and the spotlight land where I’m sitting. The whole court is shocked, because I’m a newbie who, in-story, just graduated from law school, and this is my first case in the court.
My boss, remembering he forgot to introduce me to the judge, surprised: “Oh, I see we haven’t gotten the chance to introduce our newest member. This is (insert my name here), and I’m not sure if we listened to her evidence.
Judge: Is that so? *she smiles* Welcome to the world of law, young lady, I just hope you get used to court scuffles like this one. Now, what evidence do you have to say about this case?
Me:*straightens papers on my desk, clears throat*
I would like to present an objection because there is no racism in this meme. The black and white in it are the tiles, and there was no mention of a black person.
*I use the court projector to show a picture of the tiles in the meme. Everyone else watches with total curiosity and surprise, wondering why they haven’t thought about this earlier*
Me: “This means that the person who posted this is trying to simulate the tile-style Floor is Lava game from our childhoods. Also, when playing the same game, the tiles could be orange, blue, yellow, etc.”
Juror 1: Oh, this makes sense! I used to play this a lot when I was a kid!
Juror 2: Me too!
Judge: I once played in the “Floor is Lava” game show and won with my teammates! I think I understand the situation now! *clears throat* Using the evidence from this young lady, I can see there was no fault in what the defendant did. I hereby declare him not guilty!
*Everyone, including my team, boss, and even the Karen who sued the defendant, burst into applause*
Me: Thank you, everyone!
My best friend: *walks up to me* How did you do this? I barely understood the meme!
Me *simply*:I fought in the Imgflip wars!
Thank you for reading my story!
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