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862 views 75 upvotes Made by ItsKyFa1 3 months ago in Dark_humour
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That would only work if you had a large amount of holy water and a small enough space. And how would you get the vampire in that space?

Here's a better idea. There are commercially available lamps that emit light which mimics natural sunlight. They're designed to help people with seasonal affective disorder (SAD). Take one of these lights, redesign it so it also emits ultravilolet light, and aim it at a vampire. If it works, you'll destroy the vampire without having to get right up next to it, and you won't waste water or harm any innocent bystanders.

Finally, thank you for referring to Wendy's on November 15, the 55th anniversary of the day the first Wendy's restaurant opened in Columbus, Ohio.
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OH MY GOSH YOU’RE RIGHT
Also the day it was posted was not intentional but I’m glad you noticed
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satan's personal hell
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wait . . . that's actually smart
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How to kill vampires efficiently
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If I've learned anything from watching The Lost Boys, the problem with that is that vampires can't enter unless you invite them in, and once that happens, all conventional methods of harming them are made ineffective anyway.
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Fortunately this isn’t The Lost Boys
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