You’re not twinks. You’re losers.

ok but in my defense this is probably normal female brain behavior
and i dont like it

Are you a female

sadly

Don't be sad. The grass is not always greener on the other side.

ok but it sure as hell seems that way at least yalls asses dont bleed once a month with excruciating pain

I meant I wish I could be a girl 😭

oh shit

also I wish I could me

if I get a pussy and had to put up with allat, i think it would be worth it

you do you bestie

I wish I could do me

same ngl

not like that 😭

wait what

I got kicked in the testicles, they still feel tingly

but i like tingly feelings

Woah now hold on there

wjuh

Don't worry about it.

I could make it go away for nine months

i would rather burn in hellfire while getting gutted alive 7 times every second than have a child.

i legally cannot in my state

Skill issue

You could say we are in a.. loser city. I’ll see myself out.

whats the joke

… I’m not sure what I should say here tbh.

the brutally honest therapist

Relatable af I go from wanting to put a skirt on and get pegged to wanting to burn someone alive with a flamethrower

I’ll shower in like 2 hours

Sometimes I wonder what the purpose was of meeting you and pet

Lol

Then I remember I wouldn’t have seen msmg or radium or yakko

Fair

What?

I'm just always a twink

Who are you

What?

As a female, I'm more tomboyish than femboyish

But I have a severe hormone imbalance, my face shape changes every day from slim to blocky, and I have constant voice cracks