It tasted... buggy.

I demand to know the texture

Smooth and hard

Must stay mature
Must stay mature
Must stay mature

I once ate a caterpillar.

tasted pretty acid and was green. probs a virrey butterfly. or maybe a monarch and I'm immortal. I'm going with the later.

did you get a side effect or something

nope. I felt seek for a few days, but that might be the cobwebs or moldy philadephia cheese I thought was roquefort.

sick*

sick. srry, it's like 10 pm. I'm eepy.

I ate a clean napkin once out of curiosity.

It's edible, but there's no nutritional value in it, so there's not much of a reason to do that anyway.

My dad ate an ant once

WHY???

Science :3

yeah, a science about DISEASES.

That's some cartoon level science

how to get diseases 101

That's not how diseases work
If it was a rat, or even a tick then maybe
But it wasn't

i have eaten:
paper
cardboard
raw ink
a dandelion
a styrofoam tray
a plastic bag
and more
for the bit (science)

I liked a cockroach once

Personal science or school science
I hope you mean personal science

How did it taste

Buggy.

Tell me more