COPIUM RX, Now fortified with MAGA Tears!!
Common Benefits:
Heightened ability to see through misinformation and absurdity
Increased resilience to political nonsense
Frequent moments of sharp, witty humor
Enhanced critical thinking skills
Greater appreciation for facts, evidence, and logic
A sense of calm in the face of political chaos
Improved ability to shrug off outrageous conspiracy theories
Serious Benefits:
Clearer focus on reality and truth
Enhanced sense of humor, especially in the face of absurd policies
A newfound ability to maintain composure during heated debates
Increased patience when dealing with disinformation
Greater capacity for insightful, fact-based discussions
Freedom from the emotional rollercoaster of political sensationalism
Rare but Powerful Benefits:
Total immunity to frustration caused by political theatrics
Enhanced mental clarity, leading to deep political understanding
Ability to laugh off the most ridiculous claims with grace
Elevated sense of inner peace when faced with conspiracy theories
A profound sense of relief knowing logic still exists
WARNING: If the effects of rationality and calmness become overwhelming, share your newfound wisdom with others for maximum benefit.
Ask your Doctor if CopiumRx is right for you!
