So Hannibal_Lecher posted this

yup

Why was this unfeatured 💀💀💀💀

idk

For breaking the rools. You know, those things you think I break but don't, and think you don't break but do. Or maybe I'm giving you too much credit and you don't gaf about the rules. The results are the same.

Keep hating!

Sentence 1) *rules
Sentence 2) you post softcore porn. That shit's kinda against the rules
"Sentence" 3) That shit is not a complete sentence
Sentence 4) What fu​​cking results are you referring to? The results to your autism test?
Sentence 5) The use of this sentence in this manner implies that you are insecure and out of things to say as a legitimate argument. You post porn and you know it, you fu​​cking zoophile. Drop the act and leave the damn site already.

Points for shitposting. That was a post, and was in fact shit.

You're one to talk about posting shit. The post above these comments is literally ass cheeks.

*yawn* See this is what happens when people talk without having a point. Just empty yammering. All I wanted was to be left the f**k alone, and that was asking too much. And the end result is a bunch of overtired infants trying their best to keep track of which way is up.

Ngl it's hard to be left alone when almost all you post is porn.

Ps: You forgot a comma, and sentence 3 is incomplete.

And you think pedantry on msmg is going to sway hearts and minds? Pot, meet kettle. xD

Most people here don't even read the comments before replying--they see who made it and then upvote or comment with a vapid empty template accordingly.

I look forward to finding your stream devoted to policing grammar on imgflip. it would be interesting to see which of us attracts more trolls.

fu​​ck you lmao: imgflip.com/m/Police_of_grammar

Cool, now proofread these two comments and see how their grammatical correctness compares to anything said by anyone else in this comment section.

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Petulance and poor impulse control. I recommend a career as British school teacher.

You forgot the "a" before British
Also, you're the impulsive one here, as you post porn on a meme website for children without any thought about possible repercussions.

Children aren't allowed here, f**kwit. This site is rated T for Teen.

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@.Galactic.Core.
Thanks for making the point that the term "child" is irrelevant to the discussion when applied so meaninglessly broadly. If teens are children then why do imgflip, MPCRS and ESRB bother to distinguish between teen children and pre-teen children?

I guess if the discussion is "I don't like what you do, reeeeeee!" then fine, sure, believe whatever the hell you want. But if it's about rules and their application, saying "they're not adults, you lose" is only going to demonstrate that the rules don't interest you.

mate
anyone under 18 is legally a minor
therfore technically a child

You're late to the party. I know and I'm not their parents, nor is it my responsibility to fill in for their parents should they lack them.

You also seem to be unaware that if grammar was graded here, 99.99% of users would be held back. Your attempts to joke about poor grammar on the internet are weak beyond measure, unless you honestly think anyone here gives a f**k. In that case the joke's on you.

They're not jokes. I just think that people should know grammar instead of being illiterate dumbasses.

You are a worthless, bitch ass retard. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass retard.

You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily.

Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose.

You should kill yourself, NOW.

And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble.

Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless retard, in my life.

Eh, I've heard better. Keep trying, it may move the needle.

You say this like you have better comebacks

Nothing you'd comprehend. Besides, I'm not trying to impress you. I'm not trying to humiliate you either--that's the one thing you've managed to nail this evening. xD

can you use something else other than DAVE AND BAMBI

IF YOU HAVE BETTER COMEBACKS THEN SAY ONE

You'll have to try harder if you want to crib off my notes. I could roast you with the most soul blistering quip ever and you'd call it shit. I only waste my time on stuff that offers me any hope of amusement or payout. You offer neither.

GO***MN IT
IF YOU TRULY DO HAVE BETTER COMEBACKS THEN SAY ONE TO ME
DO IT
PROVE TO ME YOU HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF CREATIVITY

Prove? To YOU? Ah, that's what I've been waiting for. Good lord I needed an actual good laugh. YOU'RE not the audience--I am. I'm here for me. I care what you think as much as I care about you: exactly zero.

if you have actual insults then hit me with one

He won’t because he’s most likely bluffing.

Get yo p*rn away from my face dawg

I didn't post this meme. X3-7F_Banbodi-NERA posted it. I posted the original on my stream that you never even knew existed, and I made that stream private 2 days ago so now you can't find it even if you want to. Feel free to keep on with your mindless complaining though. It seems to be all your kind is good for. :D

You are a worthless, bitch ass retard. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass retard.

You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily.

Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose.

You should kill yourself, NOW.

And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble.

Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless retard, in my life.

Ok, now it's boring. *yawn* If you can't have any actual thoughts of your own, can you at least find some new copypasta to spam?

Your copypasta is worse

You call that an actual thought? Go touch grass, you need it worse than I do.

At least I don't post porn

Neither do I, so we're even there. But I don't stream raid and you do, so I tip my hat to you for shitting on more rules than me.

You posted exposed asses

There's no rule against that. Saying it almost broke a rule is like saying you were almost a bl***ob. Doesn't change the actual reality of the matter now does it?

You literary posted exposed @$$

quit your yapping

ikr, these fascist assclowns think just because they don't like something that's totally within the rules, they can ignore the rules themselves to form a lynch mob like a bunch of scared peasants. smh

I'm a mob? You're seeing triple again, go get some sleep champ.

Rules*

You literally post borderline porn 💀

I literally don't break the rules. Cry about it or grow the f**k up.

In fact, why do you post porn at all?

That's a fair question, and one of the FAQ. I should really just make one at this point. You asked nicely so here's a fair answer. I post what I post because I enjoy posting it. That part is simple. The "porn" part is a hot mess. Imgflip is not a pornographic website. Great, so what's pornography? It doesn't say. The dictionary usually includes a sex act but at a minimum (as clarified by the imgflip gods, i.e. owners and global mods) involves exposed private parts (genitals, buttholes, developed female nipples, ejaculate and possibly pubic hair) with the intent to cause sexual arousal. Censoring these parts doesn't help because censored porn is still porn. (It's also worth noting that "porn" is only relevant when taken as shorthand for "pornography". The definition of porn that refers to sensationalized content "food porn, horror porn, etc." is very much not what TOS means when it says pornography.)

Butt cheeks do not meet the definitional criteria of pornography. There. Read it. Soak it in. It's a fact. It's what the rules are built around. Denial doesn't help. Getting angry changes nothing. The second component is the No Nudity rule, which says that bikini girls etc. are fine so long as all parts are completely covered. They don't specify what they're covered with, but camel toe is allowable so basically anything as long as it only shows an outline. My memes. Listen to me: ALL MY MEMES COMPLETELY COVER ALL PRIVATE PARTS. If they don't, flag them, report them, request they be removed because THEY SHOULD NOT BE HERE. Hear that? I DO NOT WANT PORNOGRAPHY on this site. Let me say that shit again: I WILL NOT POST PORNOGRAPHY ON IMGFLIP. The erotic content I do post goes against the spirit of the site, but so do insults and bullying, and that's like 3/4 of MSMG, so look in a go***mned mirror if you're so concerned about following rules to the letter.

Tl:dr, the content I post isn't pornography go***amnit, and I post it because I want to. Report me if you think it'll help and then stick a tampon in it and move on.

And get some perspective while you're at it. Cartoons I post get 10x more negative attention than real life images and they're drawings. D**DOS are allowed on imgflip for christsakes, and ya'll are pissing yourselves over a cartoon butt or anime chick in a bikini. My question to you is, why is this such a big deal to you?

I appreciate you seeing this through my perspective, and I can understand where you’re coming from. And to answer your question, there are quite a bit underage users, and it doesn’t abide by the ToS, but they still end up seeing it.
Thank you for your time.

I agree that it makes no sense for me to post that type of stuff anywhere on this site. There are other sites for it. It goes against the spirit of a meme site. Caches of uncaptioned images aren't really memes anyway, although adding a few words doesn't really change things. I don't believe management should have permitted erotic content for its own sake from the get go...but they did, and now they're stuck with it. I own my role in this, but I'm a small part of the whole issue of erotic content on imgflip.

For a long time I fooled myself into thinking I was the good guy because I posted in my own streams and kept to myself, but kids still find it--thanks in large part to msmg users posting links to my stuff and telling their friends to go look at it. I also used to think that as long as "it followed the rules" it was all good and I was in the right, but anymore...tbh the biggest reason I still post these things is because stopping now will feel like admitting I was wrong. I prefer to concede that I'm not right and keep doing what I'm doing. Users in a 13+ website are old enough for pg-13 content, and that's what should be expected in NSFW memes. If they don't like it, that's fine. We all need to learn to tolerate shit we don't like. There's no such thing as the right to never be offended. And if you know the guy at the end of the block is an asshole, just walk past his house instead of knocking on the door. :D

@Behapp
You were never an adversary. You were an ally I failed to recognize.

I see, I’m glad we could settle our differences

I'm sure we still have plenty of differences, but I believe our goals are aligned. We both want me to be less shit!

that’s one way of wording it

Ok this is fair.
I'm done arguing with you, this is actually a good argument.

You know what? You just moved the needle. I'm having a legit Grinch moment. I never expected to reach any kind of understanding with former adversaries, but here we are. I still heartily endorse your disapproval of what I do and contempt for me as a person, but I have no hard feelings towards you.

Effective immediately I'm taking all my horny streams private. All of them. This is my way of acknowledging my responsibility to protect underage users. They're too young to see what I post, which means they're also too young to be held responsible for breaking the rules. Making my streams private will make it that much less likely that they stumble across one of my "memes" by mistake.

The only thing I would ask is that people refrain from posting links to memes from these streams. I don't have any control over that, but it would defeat the purpose of making it less accessible to underage users.

And as always, if you anyone genuinely feels that anything I post truly breaks TOS, flag it, submit a request for removal, whatever steps will send it before the imgflip authorities. I always abide by their rulings.

https://i.imgflip.com/936z1h.gif

W so big I'm following you

Good for you 👍

Nice! You're improving yourself, Hannibal!

Nice you are becoming better

Yes

Hey to be fair he does post nsfw in nsfw streams unlike some people that chuck it into msmg, only reason kids see it is do to links.

Or scrolling

Yea that too

It's kind of sad that you have to argue if what you're posting is porn or not.

Is this porn?

Eh, kind of.

That answer is kind of useless. I'll round in favor of modesty and say it's kind of sad that we give 6 year olds the tools to make porn.

It's inbetween porn and just nsfw sillies

Good point, but that requires debate.

I'd vote it isn't porn because it was meant to be funny and not just make people horny.

And you posted borderline lolicon, as well!

So you respond to an accusation with an unfunny joke?

That's not a joke, that's the setup. The joke is this conversation, and you're dumb ass is the punchline. xD

Your*

No, you're definitely a dumbass. xD

Ur*

No, you're definitely a porn poster. xD

So you aren’t even going to deny you find anime minors attractive?

I deny it. There, issue settled. Oh wait, there's still the matter of neither of us give a F**K about what the other person thinks. So...have fun with your mindless hate ig.

Well then, why did you post it?

In fact, why do you post porn at all?

They’re*

Sorry, I couldn't reply to that question, it was the end of the comment thread. xD

Alright then, I’ll put it at the beginning of the thread.

Sorry, no time to chat rn. Getting swatted by the mob of angry toddlers summoned by this meme that got unfeatured for summoning a mob of angry toddlers to swat me. xD

Answer the f**king question, if you had time to type that, you can answer this.

Real