Team Harris vs. Team Trump - see the difference?

She's not worth Killin?
Did I get it?
Do I get to choose from the imgflip prize closet?

It's probably filled with d**does. But in many colors.

Or, (and hear me out)
Pete and Chas's favorite

You get to post that on Twitter. Be sure to include #FBI. :)

Yes. Kamala knows she is completely safe. She has the Secret Service’s “A” Team protecting her.
It’s nice to have Union members and other sycophants bussed to one’s campaign events, since her campaign has had a hard time getting people to attend

Trump’s campaign has already had one assassination attempt, and we all now know that the Secret Service has assigned Mr Magoo and the Keystone Kops to “protect” Trump and Vance. So now they are surrounded by BPG barriers.
Trump still draws more people to his events and they wait in line for days to attend

"we know"? Who is "we". Please be as specific as possible. Names and addresses would make it easier for the Secret Service to help you.

“We” as in everyone but you, apparently.

I’m not one of their protectees, silly. 🤪

Everyone? Awesome that you think so.

Yes, I am totally awesome

No doubt your mom approves! 9320bv.jpg (click to show)