An American Asked For Advice About Home Defense ...

The home owner, right ?

The home invader will be laughing so hard. The homeowner can take the gun away and shoot them with it.

So American ! :~)

nice

thx

Beat them to death with the wrench

With its small size, that's gonna take some time ! :~)

Not if you aim for the head

You must ave skills ! :~)

The engineer has 9 PHDs, If he's that smart he must have some skill

“Where’s the 9mm?” … “wait a minute-“

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The only thing in this picture that might be useful in defending yourself from an intruder would be the 9mm. And that's a big if. Some people's heads are harder than others. It might knock out a small intruder, but would probably only slightly bruise a big intruder like Mike Tyson or Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

And severely piss them off !