Your ahh rn:

No it's supposed to be satire that's the f**king joke you idiot

Just prick your finger, take a drop of blood, spread it in a pentacle shape, and yell "⍊𝙹ᓵᔑℸ ̣╎𝙹 ↸╎ᔑʖ𝙹ꖎ╎", and pur need will be satisfied

I think I have a better question

George dihhg 💔