"3 billion people died" ?????? Isn't that like half of the population at the time??

did somebody say half?

well now we know why half the population died

3 billion? Where the other 2,999,997,000 at?

In the past silly.

lmao

3 billion sperm cells were wasted in the making of this "human", so she was likely born with the tail cut off

Blud hears a who 💀

fr

Who names their child morton tho??!

Hello anti-furry

uhh, hi?

it's clearly satire

yeah but go along with it cuz it’s funny

yea but damn

What?

Take in the context

Sorry, I can't read Chinese.

Hahaha

in her own logic what she said doesn't make sense.

lol

She clearly doesn’t understand that china isn’t just in the future they’re experiencing the same day at a different time
And also 3 billion dawg?
Idk but I sure do know that her brain cells are negative 3 billion

Now that's a good roast

Nah it’s really not

'the T in Morton is silent'... 😁

what a dumb bitch

bru she dumb asl

That’s what I’m saying!