Well, you can tell by the way I can barely walk
I'm a really young woman's old man, with too much time to talk
Music loud and pussies warm, I've been grabbing them
Since I was born
And now it's alright, it's okay
Everybody looks the other way
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect when I pay them, man
Whether you're a GOPer and/or a Democrat contributor
I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the skin on my ear almost breakin' and MAGA quakin'
And my earlobe's still stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, my ear's stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive