"I have a Dream" —not everyone has a pleasant one.

He had a Beautiful Dream. This guy's one those idiots who thought up only going down one way at grocery stores!

Why ban toilet paper? That's stupid enough.

This way more forests, more paper mills, more grocery stores will be closed. That way all those people employed will be out of work and we may more quickly come to Armageddon.

Why not ban idiots?

I don’t use toilet paper

Upvoted for your honesty.

You'll not believe how long this took me, You Pretzel Logician! (upvoted cause that was funny)

Ha ha! Thank you!

i can accept this if it’s that cheap ah 1-ply 2-ply stuff

Only the best!

Clever!

got me hyuking

Just use both sides of the toilet paper and it won’t be single use, smh

Literally... (upvoted!)

I had to pour bleach in my eyes to unsee this.

My apologies, but I'm honored you dropped by being Pro Isaiah and all...

Most of the world's population does *not* use TP. I grew up with it and would have a very hard time giving it up, just saying it's not as essential as we feel like it is having used it nearly since birth. That said, how bout we ban single use plastic products first? Or require a switch to compostable plastic unless
there's a legit reason they wouldn't work for a given item.

A lot of people from Farmers to Paper Mills to Manufacturers to Wholesalers to Retailers —all would be hurt irreparably. That is not to mention the economy and the stock market. Every time an A$$whole wants to help out the world, they wind up ruining the economy and costing jobs.