A representative of the 'no party' option would K.O absolutely everyone. It would be a massacre!
Any politician on any side speaks:
'Yeah but you didn't do any of that last time you were elected....and your party didn't do anything like that in the last 100 years..your side isn't even agreeing to do it now!'
Any politician makes a promise:
'Yeah but you've been in office for decades and didn't do any of that... you've got no track record of doing anything! You're a fraud!'
Any politician makes an opening statement:
'Lemme just stop you and point out your biggest funders are companies that require you to keep the status quo, so everything coming out of your mouth from this point is a barefaced lie...'
Any politician who was a congressman, major or senator:
'Your state sucks. Nothing gets done. everythings a mess, you did nothing, in fact you made it worse! I don't even know which state it was because all 50 are in the same boat!'