A PAPER PRESENTED AT THE 2014 MEETING OF THE ASSOCIATION FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL SCIENCE FOUND CAT LOVERS TO BE SMARTER, MORE OPEN MINDED AND SENSITIVE THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON. ABE LINCOLN SAID A WHITE HOUSE CAT, "DIXIE," WAS SMARTER THAN HIS ENTIRE CABINET. J.D. VANCE SPEAKS ILL OF "CHILDLESS CAT LADIES."