"Experts" are the people that have to call for help when their cars stall, they get a flat, something breaks in their homes, and they see a scary looking animal in their yards. They make it worse by looking down on the person that saves them.
Story from a full service gas station employee - A couple of weeks a go a customer drove up to the pump. I unscrewed the gas cap and the following discussion happened-
Customer - "How did you do that?"
Me - "Do what?"
Customer - "Get the cap off."*Said in an a voice of amazement as if I found the solution to cold fusion or somethin'.*
Me - *Trying not to look surprised at the question.* "I turned it." *At this point I'm hoping I'm not sounding condescending, patronizing, or sarcastic when I said that.*
Passenger in car - LMAO at the driver.
