for real who drinks sparkling water?

I would drink my piss before I drink sparkling water

No one on Earth drinks sparkling water. All those bottles of sparkling water-that water never sparkles.

If you want to drink sparkling water, accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. Then when you die and go to Heaven, the water there will be sparkling water.

Thank you for backing me up.

Your welcome

Ehh
I have a SodaStream.

same

Same

This is the weirdest advertisement for Christianity I've ever seen, "you can only enjoy sparkling water if you accept Jesus and immediately fuucking kill yourself", LMAO💀💀💀

At no point did I advise, encourage, or recommend that anyone commit suicide.

I do 😳

I remember playing a game and when someone did something extremely unethical we made them drink sparkling water

We made the rule by ourselves

oh, that was very dumb on my behalf 😅

The game was unstable unicorns btw

oh.. that makes sense now

My sister decided to force those who got rid of the baby unicorns (she thinks they're cute) or kill off a lot must drink sparkling water

Proper punishment

I drink flavored stuff, but nothing else in that department, save for soda

Dude I think my school isn't okay....almost everyone there drinks sparkling water...

I mean....I don't mind I thought sparkling water was normal? I've never met ppl who told me that sparkling water is horrible....

Private?

how about flavored sparkling water

That's just fancy for soda

oh i thought that's what they meant originally.

I do. And I like it.

same bro, I'm glad I'm not the only one

real

Real

I drink it. Don't ask why I just do.

Never tried Sparkling Water. What's this thing all about?

its just flavorless soda

Sparkling water is like acid when i get it in my mouth

Still better than Dasani

you can buy flavored sparkling water at walmart and it is one of my favorite drinks out there. (Buy it in the bottles that say ice on it because the cans have an ingrediant that can give you cancer.)

That water better be 1% aspertame or 50% HFCS before I drink it.

Bro, seltzer is really that bad?

Real