Independence Day Eve

Yo there are old guys on here 💀😭

July 4th Gnomes are a thing

I'm 73, does that make me an "Old Guy"?

Pretty old but hey you're more famous than me.

Wow. That's the oldest person I've met on this website. But, still, nice to meet you!

you could be my great grandpa

ok but who are you exactly?

wait you're actually 73?

I just followed you lol (Laugh Out Loud)

I'm gonna start doing that. When I get married, I'm gonna convince my wife to bake special "America Cookies" and pour a glass of milk for July 3rd. I'm gonna watch Captain America movies with her and my kids (when they're old enough, of course). I'm gonna sneak downstairs at midnight and eat the cookies and drink the milk. I'm gonna get my kids to believe Cap came at midnight while fighting HYDRA to re-energize himself. And this will be a tradition.

I'm not American 💀

Sucks to be you :(

If we were good Patriots, Father Washington leaves us guns, burgers, and oil! Commies get USA flags to remind them of the country they live in
‘MURICA!

DONT LEAVE MILK AND COOKIES COMON GUYS THIS IS AMARICA *EAGLE NOISES* LEAVE AT A BEAR AND DEEP FRIED TWINKYS!!!

Comon?

oh sorry lol i have bad grammer XD

[image deleted] not the milk and cookies but the mutton and chicken biriyani with the raita. sorry.

Meanwhile captain peurto rico

Everyone forgets that July 3rd is also the day that Idaho officially became a state.

Let's not forget July 1st: the celebration that pride month ended

Sure

American santa

if santa brings gifts, what would captain america bring?

Justice.....idk

a nice good 'ol liberation of super earth from fascism.

ummmmmmm independence thats a good question

oil maybe?