write a headcanon about my character

she loves anonymous_cat

idk look at what data replied

Data: ;3
*Headpats*

heheheh

Third headcanon
If SAP dies somehow she has a plan to seduce AnonCat as a Plan B

And you took it too far.

Too what?

Eggy I'm not in the mood.

I'll admit I overreacted but you still made that post

Nope.

She instead has a plan to make a clone using whatever is left of his code, along with all of her memories of him.

If that doesn't work?

Depression.

After that?

Idk therapy

After that?
(Cmon I'm trying to help a bro out)

No.

Absolutely not.

Never canonically.

I'm done with this meme, the only reason I ever said maybe is because you wouldn't shut up about it in memechat.

Bro it was just a joke

She downloads so many things that only see the light of day once that at least 3% of her storage is things that only get used for 3 days

Data: sadly yes. Mainly random ass images for memes

Blook: "Did you see the new Uno game I bought you?"
*He shows her Uno All Wild's instructions, which have f**king double skip and targeted +2 (also force handswap but who gives a shit about that one)*

Data: the trauma I'm about to give to hakai >:3

Blook: "I'd play too if it means you can always be just out of Hakai's double-skip reach."
(What if you drew this where it's Hakai being pissed with Blook and Data cracking up)

Data: well unless the double skips are like the targeted +2's that would limit the amount I can torture her

Blook: "It just skips the next two people."

Data: yeah so if you're positioned so I'm out of range of her that means she's out of range of me

Blook: "Good point, but we should still troll her as much as possible."

Data: which is why I need to be within range

When shes very confused at something the Blue Screen plays on her face

Or this

There's a reason that's in her expression sheet

(Already canon lol)

Shit-

Aight got another one, she is fully aware of the art that's been made of her by other users and she has mixed feelings about it

Canon.

Ooooof-

Her favorite part of a turkey is the turkey dick

Ehh no.

https://youtube.com/shorts/4eZSpTfkJEs?si=96utzQY0ziECDDkl

Ima use a yt metadata thing. Your toes are exposed.

Didn't have to.

"video unavailable"

I mean "turkey dick" is the title

But... why

"What is it?" *Child holds up a turkey body part
"It's a turkey dick." parent replied

*half life stalker scream*

Indeed.

She never clears her search history since she can access the internet through her mind

Wha

She and sap can kinda do it via signals and shit

Data: dude that's just ERP-ing.

But can they

Data: yeah but so far sap just gets super embarrassed :T

So you've done it before

Data: we were just messing around but I said ONE thing and he was just like "😳" and didn't respond after that.

What was it likeb

Data: it didn't even start

He's super embarrassed about that because that's just how he is.
But that doesn't mean he doesn't want to do it-

Data: >:3

Sap: :3

Data: ;3

Sap: ;3

Data: *mischievous*

Sap: *becomes mischievous too*