Gn chat. I'll respond tomorrow (nvm I'll be up a little longer)

Yal: *sits on her*

Data: -w-

Yal: *curls up*

Data: *pets the smol boi*

Yal: =w=

Blobler: You should chair now

Sap: Data??

Data: *upside-down* yeah?

Sap: What are you doing

Data: sitting

Rizu: uh-

Data: what?

Rizu: thats… not how you chair

Data: but... I thought I was chair-ing good...

Rizu: nope, your legs need to go on the floor

*she tips the chair backward and it falls over*

Data: like this?

Rizu: uh no
You were just upside down

Data: but my legs are on the floor
(Sorta like this but her back is straight)

Rizu: -_- get outta the chair real quick

Data: *gets off the chair*

Rizu: *sets the chair back up then sits in the chair* THIS is how you chair

Data: ehh...

Rizu: what?

Data: try it my way.

Rizu: uh
Okay
*does it her way*

Data: what do you think? :P

Rizu: i think my blood is rushing toward my head

Data: ... Oh right, biological, not artificial. I didn't think about that :P

Rizu: :P

X: *also sitting like that* top of the morning to ya

Data: :3

Tekai: *walks in* Hey X-

...

Not gonna ask *leaves*

Plague: *fidgeting with a pencil*

Data: *upside-down*

Plague: *Flicks the pencil at Data's head*

". . . Are you pretending to be a chair? Are you trying to sit on a chair or do you identify as a chair?"

Data: I'm succeeding at sitting on a chair

Plague: "So that's how you sit on a chair? Let me try!"

*Grabs a chair and sits on it like how Data does"

Data: >:3

Plague: "I am Plague, my parents gave the name to me while I was 4. I remember the day like it was yesterday, My parents were hooking me up to wires and my skin turned black and started to melt-
I am getting off topic, sorry. Anyways, what is your name?"

Data: I'm data. I used to do maintenance on servers, then on Dyson spheres, and now I just do mischief >:3

Plague: "It is nice to meet someone like you-"

*Plague tries to shake hands with Data but instead falls to the ground, breaking his neck.*

Data: oh shi-

Plague: *Gets u like nothing happened*

"Owww, my throat is sore now."

Jon:

Robot: “Ma’am… I don’t think you are sitting properly”

Data: I chair

Robot: “No you aren’t a chair, you are a robot”

Data: no, I am chair-ing

Robot: “…you’re what…?”

David: wha-