comment what will u do if this happened to u

time for pew pew

Well, that's one way.

Meowscarada, pin him down. Twist his bolts counter-clockwise.

come on bro! she just wants affection!

Explain, please: How does a robot lick?

if u played pokemon violet u will see that Miraidon actually has a tongue. it's just really hard to get the right cutscene to see it.

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Miraidon doesn't have any bolts.

Then how is it held together? At least internally?

the same way all other Pokémon are held together. by flesh, tendons, bones, organs, and muscles.

It is a literal robot. Just like every other Violet Paradox Mon.

not quite. Koraidon and Miraidon are two of the only paradox pokemon that ain't robots.

that don't mean jack shit.

Imma look up some robot blueprints.

Do you have a source that's not just headcanon?

Because Koraidon and Miraidon are Paradox Pokemon of Cyclizar, there are probably very common Pokemon in their respective time periods, but only two of the Pokemon made it through the time machine into the present day. source:
Pokemon Scarlet & Violet: Who Are Miraidon And Koraidon? - TheGamer

thegamer.com
https://www.thegamer.com › pokemon-scarlet-violet-lege...

Assuming I have read the source, (which I have not; the link is broken) how would they reproduce? A factory seems more than likely. Otherwise, I might re-read the Sonic Infection comics.

the same way all other pokemon reproduce. through mating season

Then what's miraidon's egg group. Checkmate

she doesn't have an egg group that has been discovered.

I'm telling god

Wake up and thank God that it didn't actually happen, then switch over to skyrim for a week so I can get pokemon out of my system.

wtf is wrong with being hugged, and kissed by a legendary Pokémon?

I prefer personal space

fair.

Also the fact that it might as well be a dog with wheels

Put her back in the pokeball throw it in an incinerator and never go near there again

I'd be trying to figure when I got transfered to the Pokémon universe

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Quickly Slowbro use substitute!

*does the same thing out of happyness*

Wtf

Give him a sandwich

awww

Fucoco use flamethrower on this bitch

Change my Tera type to fairy