Russia: I have shown the inferiority of American Military Equipment. Sending it into Ukraine will change nothing.
USA: Buckle up, buttercup cuz' I'm about'a hurt your f**king feelings
USA: I am the country EMBODIMENT of "f**k around and find out". While my allies are asking for M1 Abrams and F-35's, yours are asking for SHOTGUNS to deal with small drones.
Russia: Shotgun- is powerful against drone.
USA: Yeah, except your soldiers were GOING ONTO SOCIAL MEDIA and CRYING ABOUT IT instead of using official channels. THen you get missiles from North Korea which Wiley Coyote wouldn't even f**king touch-
USA: You lie about hypersonics, you lie about radars, every single piece of your military equipment you have overstated it's capabilities to make yourself out to be the boogeyman, and in turn I have become the one they send to KILL the f**king boogeyman.
Poland: let him cook, I am so f**king excited right now
USA: Your cope cages on top of your armor aren't f**king working, your soldiers are like Bananas, they start green, turn yellow, and die in bunches.
UK: Holy hell, America! He really upset you!
USA: Nobody gets to treat my vets badly other than me- ohletmeremindmyself: You have ONE Abrams in Moscow, while my Bradley's are sharing videos of them smoking T-80's from over a f**king mile away without ever being seen. Oh yeah remember the TOW Missile? It f**ks. We did the math, at the current rate you're gaining territory and losing troops you should have Ukraine secured in about 45 years after losing 1,000,000 pieces of armor, and 15,000,000 troops. The only reason you were CAPABLE of eliminating a Leopard 2 is because you had INTRICATE INFORMATION OF HOW EXACTLY TO KILL THEM.
Germany: That god-damn War Thunder!
USA: But honestly, I should thank you, deeply.
Russia: *silent at first* Why?
USA: Because NOW I know which weapons to mass produce because they are highly effective against Russian f**king GARBAGE.
Russia: We killed 53 Abrams in Ukraine in 1 week!
B-52(who's like 90 years old): Lemme ask you a question, why is it when our tanks get destroyed they're basically perfectly intact but when yours get destroyed they look like they've been face-f**ked from plasma-weapons from Wakanda?
Russia: *silence*
United Nations: *Silence*
