What if we removed the spikes, auctioned them off, and donated the money to and lgbtq charity or homeless shelter?

The best option

Let's repurpose the spikes as homophobe stabbers

W

W purpose

W

I'm getting rid of the damned spikes. Let the homeless have their spot.

So romantic

That would probably hurt. Standing on spikes hurts

im down

Kinky

...

Masochism™️

What if I ate the spikes
Then kaboom

Wait, you americans have anti homeless infrastructure?!

Always have, it's only the land of the free if you have the money to back it up

Unfortunately yea.

You should see are benches is major cities

Preach

Sure do

A concrete hammer drill, AKA electric hammer.

Construction workers use these to smooth concrete surfaces -- they can remove the spikes.