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69% Plastic Parts
31% Actual Person

I think it's obviously more that Quagmire from Family Guy is real and has had at least two kids.w

That is an insult to Glenn Quagmire

NO, it's a testament to his chiseled jaw line.

honestly i don't even think you're that far off

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That is an incredibly funny meme, I commend your impeccable and fantastically witty humor

Their face looks like the Giga Chad face if it were messed up horribly by Plastic Surgery

Who's the one on the left? I know Timothee Chalamet is on the right.

genderbent timothee chalamet /j

Is that Nancy Wheeler from Stranger Things?

idk bro

The 'lady' on the left looks like they injected hot plastic into their face and thought it would fix them

Noooooooo

this is what happens when you mew🗿💀

The race is the leg of the triathlon with the bikes

Its either crimson chin or megamind...

Mmmmmm, xenophilia; I think I found a new kink.

They could kill with their chins 💀

Dude on the right built like a puzzle piece