another wendy's roast

Nah McDonald's is just an excuse to get fat
Me no like McDonald's
Cry about it below, McDonald's fans.

I eat McDonalds when I feel bad about myself

ok

It will be cooked with beef, but also with other stuff

The beef had BETTER be frozen after travelling halfway across the US

ikr

That change is too little too late for McDonald's. If McDonald's really wants to compete with Wendy's, they should make their hamburgers in shapes besides circles. Like pentagons, or hexagons, or heptagons, or octagons. Just my opinion.