Clearly it's a red dragon. It's what's in the meme and they are considered the greediest of the dragons and will do anything to expand their treasure hoard including attacking an adventuring party.
And if you think that a red dragon isn’t capable of doing what Trump does but never tried it before because they’d never think a party could be that dumb then I’m sorry that speaks more to your lack of imagination.
Speaking from experience…usually they try to be human supremacists and try to bang every female npc despite using charisma as dump stat…and age is just a suggestion for them….
Literally had a cleric who went against his orders beliefs and try to engage non human party members in pvp but I just had his god strike him down as a final warning…he complained about it and I kicked him out of the game because he was making everyone else uncomfortable and being a general negative to the Party.
Oh and tyr forbid there’s a gay couple in party or npcs.
That’s not to say I haven’t had more conservative players who were okay or didn’t rock the boat out of the norm. But the kind of conservative who would support Trump? Yeah that’s always a train wreck.
DM: The dragon steals most of your gold and hordes it in his cave
Trumper: I give him my last few gold pieces
DM: Why?
T: So it will create jobs
DM: Ok. The dragon takes your remaining gold and eats you
T: I blame the liberals
DM: Ok. You're still dead
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