Data: because nothing insults a young gamer more than people acknowledging their age. Sure literally anything can trigger them enough to make them scream at the top of their lungs, but I like this method.
Listen kid, I don't care how good you think you are at this game, I AM NOT HACKING. I may be VERY good at coding, but using my skills for video games? That's for losers. Don't f*cking report me to the server owner you 9 year old