DePeNds, WhoS aSkiNg?

Showtime, showtime! I’m John Lauren’s in the place to be- two pints for Sam Adam’s, but I’m working on three.

Those red coats don't want it with me cause I will pop chick a pop these cops til I'm free

Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette,
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set

I came from afar just to say bonsoir
Tell the King Casse toi who's the best? C'est moi!

Brrah, brrah! I am Hercules Mulligan
Up in it, lovin' it, yes
I heard your mother said, "Come again?"

Aye, lock up ya daughters and horses, of course
It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets (wow)

That depends, who’s asking?

Oh well sure, Sir. I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service, sir. Ive been- looking for you.

I'm getting nervous

(Wouldnt let me reply)
Can I buy you a drink...?

That would be nice

And while were talking, let me offer you some free advice... Talk. Less.

What?

Smile, more.

Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for

(Continuation)
Yes.

Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead

...You cant be serious.

You wanna get ahead?

yo, yo! What time is it? Showtime!

Like I said

Sir, I heard your name at Princeton, I was seeking an accelerated course of study

When I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours

I may have punched him... Its a blur, sir! He handles the financials...?

You punched the bursar?

..........Yes. I wanted to do what you did, graduate in two, then join the revolution
He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid.

So how'd your do it? how'd you graduate so fast?

It was my parents dying wish before they passed.

You're an orphan! of course! I'm an orphan- God I wish there was a war where we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for-!

That depends who’s ask- AH! HAMILTON HOW ARE YOU ALIVE!?

Oh I’m Hamilton jr

JUNIOR!?

I’ll be your lawyer for the case of you shooting my dad

No hard feelings

That depends. Who's asking?

Dear Theodosia, what to say to you?
You have my eyes, you have your mother's name
When you came into the world, you cried
And it broke my heart
I'm dedicating every day to you
Domestic life was never quite my style
When you smile, you knock me out, I fall apart
And to thought I was so smart
You will come of age with our young nation
We'll bleed and fight for you
We'll make it right for you
If we lay a strong enough foundation
We'll pass it on to you, we'll give the world to you
And you'll blow us all away
Someday, someday
Yeah, you'll blow us all away
Someday, someday
Oh, Philip, when you smile I am undone
My son, look at my son
Pride is not the word I'm looking for
There is so much more inside me now
Oh, Philip, you outshine the morning sun
My son
When you smile, I fall apart
And I thought I was so smart
My father wasn't around (my father wasn't around)
I swear that I'll be around for you
I'll do whatever it takes (I'll make a million mistakes)
I'll make the world safe and sound for you
Will come of age with our young nation
We'll bleed and fight for you
We'll make it right for you
If we lay a strong enough foundation
We'll pass it on to you, we'll give the world to you
And you'll blow us all away
Someday, someday
Yeah, you'll blow us all away
Someday, someday
Idk......it's my favorite hamilton song

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine
It's the Ten Duel Commandments
It's the Ten Duel Commandments
Number one
The challenge, demand satisfaction
If they apologize, no need for further action
Number two
If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second
Your lieutenant when there's reckoning to be reckoned
Number three
Have your seconds meet face to face
Negotiate a peace
Or negotiate a time and place
This is commonplace, 'specially 'tween recruits
Most disputes die, and no one shoots
Number four
If they don't reach a peace, that's alright
Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site
You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility
You have him turn around so he can have deniability
Five
Duel before the sun is in the sky
Pick a place to die where it's high and dry
Number six
Leave a note for your next of kin
Tell 'em where you been
Pray that hell or heaven lets you in
Seven
Confess your sins
Ready for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent
Number eight
Your last chance to negotiate
Send in your seconds, see if they can set the record straight
Alexander
Aaron Burr, sir
Can we agree that duels are dumb and immature?
Sure
But your man has to answer for his words, Burr
With his life? We both know that's absurd, sir
Hang on, how many men died because Lee was inexperienced and ruinous?
Okay, so we're doin' this
Number nine
Look 'em in the eye, aim no higher
Summon all the courage you require
Then count
One two three four
Five six seven eight nine
Number
Ten paces
Fire

Is mine

One last time
Relax, have a drink with me
one last time
Let’s take a break tonight
and then we’ll teach them how to say goodbye,
to say goodbye
You and I
No, sir, why?
I wanna talk about neutrality
Sir, with Britain and France on the verge of war, is this the best time—
I want to warn against partisan fighting
But—
Pick up a pen, start writing
I wanna talk about what I have learned,
the hard-won wisdom I have earned
As far as the people are concerned, you have to serve,
you could continue to serve—
No! One last time
The people will hear from me
one last time
and if we get this right
we’re gonna teach ‘em how to say goodbye
You and I—
Mr. President, they will say you’re weak
No, they will see that we’re strong
Your position is so unique
So I’ll use it to move them along
Why do you have to say goodbye?
If I say goodbye, the nation learns to move on
It outlives me when I’m gone
Like the scripture says:
“Everyone shall sit under their own vine and fig tree
and no one shall make them afraid.”
They’ll be safe in the nation we’ve made
I wanna sit under my own vine and fig tree
A moment alone in the shade,
at home in this nation we’ve made
One last time
One last time
Though, in reviewing the incidents of my administration, I am unconscious of intentional error, I am nevertheless too sensible of my defects not to think it probable that I may have committed many errors. I shall also carry with me
The hope
that my country will view them with indulgence;
And that, after forty-five years of my life dedicated to its service with an upright zeal
the faults of incompetent abilities will be consigned to oblivion, as I myself must soon be to the mansions of rest.
I anticipate with pleasing expectation that retreat in which I promise myself to realize the sweet enjoyment of partaking, in the midst of my fellow-citizens, the benign influence of good laws
Under a free government, the ever-favorite object of my heart, and the happy reward, as I trust,
Of our mutual cares, labors, and dangers.
One last time.
George Washington’s going home
Teach ‘em how to say goodbye.

is mine (not doing the whole thing)