The head of the Golden Deceiver

Australia Man: Urh.... That's bigger than anything I've ever seen...
I guess a piece of cooked meat wont get him to be nice, but I'll try.

*Starts barbecuing an entire cow... somehow*

*He's finished*

Australia Man: Here, have a bite

*The golden Deceiver looks at the meat and the meat is too small for it*

Australia Man: I thought so...

*Somehow barbecues a gigantic buffalo*

Australia man: Here

golden retreiver

BAHAHAHA

Bessie, the Drag-egg: *playful rowr*

*The Golden Deceiver looks at Bessie with a look that says bow down*

*Bessie cocks her head to the side and paws at the deceivers leg*

(How tall is Bessie?)
*The Deceiver watches*

(Smol for a Dragon, roughly 25 ft tall)

Bessie: roowr? *climbs up the deceivers leg*

(Oh… Bessie had a long way up lmao. The Deceiver is 521 feet tall)
*The deceiver continues to watch, almost like it’s analyzing Bessie*

*Bessie reaches the top and sits on. The Deceivers head*

*The Deceiver feels a bit of peace*

*Bessie walks between his horns and rests her head on his snout*

Bessie: rowr.

*The Golden Deceiver feels hungry for the hormones of suffering and it looks at Bessie on its snout*

*Bessie rests peacefully on his snout and looks at the Deceiver*

Bessie: rowr!

Tofu solos

/J

Kaaaaiiiiijjjuuuiuu

Ultradude: I could easily solo it

*Ultradude is crushed by the immense force of a 521 foot tall monster stomping on him*

Ultradude: Not nice >:(

bro went https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfJA_0DOAfs

Yansa: you! Is your name the Golden Deceiver?
GD: no. That is definitely the truth. Yessir, I am 100% NOT the Golden Deceiver.
Yansa: ...
Yansa: are you deceiving me?
GD: of course not. And I'm definitely not gonna eat you now.

(I just thought this would be funni)

Is that what the devourer fought in that other RP?

The Golden Deceiver=Ghidora

(/j)

Lmao

*Ghidorah*

*Stupid autocorrect*

Saike: AWWW HES SO CUUTTEEE