Serious Trump

You're just mad he's super straight.

“I did try and f**k her,” Trump said. “She was married. I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. … I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there and she was married.” “I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet ( hopefully not wet ones) . Just kiss. I don’t even wait,” Trump said. “When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.”

At least he doesn’t prefer his daughter

“Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump's breasts, her backside, and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that prompted Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter,”