Arrested for committing mass murder illegal trespassing reckless endangerment harassment and terrorism grand theft auto petty theft illegal money making illegal possession of weapons (Zelda totk go brr )

I mean when you put it that way

The killing of countless monsters that had faces stolen from innocent people. The monsters attack me first, you've gotta belive me

Sexual harassment and pedophilia, murder, arson, illegal border crossing, torture,

first of all blaming video games for violence is like blaming hot wheels for car crashes but I would get arrested for launching like 30 nukes, too many accounts of first degree murder, using a German tactic called gas then using a Molotov in a crowd gaining me a 40 kill streak

Responsible for the murders of 5 children at my family RESTURANT, illegal weponry, vandislim of animatorncis, murder, and coming back.

5000 counts of first degree murder

The strongest battlegrounds

Mass murder, tourture, grand larceny,reckless endangerment, hunting without a license, genocide, first degree murder x3, breaking and entering unlawful possession of a firearm,and arson

And that’s only one game

Smashing my bros

(Super smash bros)

Speeding, wrong way driving, vehicular manslaughter, resisting arrest, insurance fraud, grand theft auto, first degree murder, property damage, trespassing, and probably more car-related crimes. I love Beam.ng Drive.

Animal abuse

I play Pokémon

oh

Accidentally murdering hundreds of trained professionals and civilians using rocketry while trying to explore space

for buillding a slaughterhaouse made of fireworks in the abyss of darkness

*slaughterhouse

im getting arrested for creating an abomination in a game from the embodiment of greed- im gonna go to jail frfr

First degree murder,
Manslaughter,
Illegal firearm usage,
Drunk driving,
Second degree manslaughter,
Torture,
Forcing someone to do dangerous drugs,
Mutilation of a human being.
(I play people playground.)

lol

singing with a person who killed 5 children (guess)

protecting travelers from bloodthirsty monsters so the travelers will give me stuff for free

for building a slaughterhouse

Framed for murder, several assault and property damage charges, yet I'm only getting ten years

either i instated a communist utopia or killed a dragon.

murder,theft,home invasion,hunting without a license.

first degree murder (COD)

+ war crimes

whatever crimes I can commit using a Ben 10 minecraft mod, and also guns!

Whatever crimes I get for playing Minecraft :]

first degree murder, theft, imprisonment of innocence

Haven't found a village yet, so we can cross the last one off :]

oh ok

Yippie!! :D