Why would I want to eat Jessica's family?!?

Aight..

*takes Jessica’s newborn sister first*

What the hell

real

I ate her family

Taking into account what I've already used as responses...

Also this, after reading these comments

ight
i'll approve the image for u

wdym

submit the coments into cursedcomments and i will approve it for u

Done

has my stamp of approval

Regarding the image of the dude licking the blood off his fingers: why have you forbidden my mother from picking me up?

that blood is also ur parents blood

I wish you hadn't said that

Two of my greatest fears: friends/family/myself being cannibalized, and my parents dying.

sry if i am giving u ptsd
but ever heard of a joke?

I know it's a joke... but these things actually spark my fears.

I'm not blaming you for anything, there's no way you could've known. I'm blaming myself... honestly, I should've expected that response.

expected what response

"that blood is also ur parents blood"

Given the context, it seems obvious now...

yea it sorta does

Thanks

Well if you say so

(accordion)

Just eat It
just eat it YEAHHH
a lil capn crunch want no rasin bran,
dont want no excuses that yo full
so just eat it
just eat it

look up "just eat it" by wierd al yankovic

It's "eat it".... Not "just eat it"

the only weird al song i hate