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It's like they don't read their own book. | There is only one God. The Bible is his word. In Psalm 82, God joins a council of other gods. Declares them to be children of The Most High, yet another god. Make it make sense. | image tagged in memes,the rock driving | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Remember, this is the Holy, Inspired, Infallible, Inerrant, and Authoritative Word of God on how to cure a "defiling skin disease"...
Leviticus 14
4 the priest shall order that two live clean birds and some cedar wood, scarlet yarn and hyssop be brought for the person to be cleansed. 5 Then the priest shall order that one of the birds be killed over fresh water in a clay pot. 6 He is then to take the live bird and dip it, together with the cedar wood, the scarlet yarn and the hyssop, into the blood of the bird that was killed over the fresh water. 7 Seven times he shall sprinkle the one to be cleansed of the defiling disease, and then pronounce them clean. After that, he is to release the live bird in the open fields.

If you had not read this in your Bible, you’d say someone was trying to perform some sort of witchcraft. But this is the Bible LOL. Bird’s blood, cedar, scarlet yarn, poison plants, fresh water, clay pots … sheesh. It sounds like the witches in MacBeth Act 4 Scene 1: “Double, toil and trouble, fire burn and caldron bubble, fillet of a fenny snake, in the caldron boil and bake, eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat, and tongue of dog, adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting, lizard’s leg and owlet’s wing, for a charm of powerful trouble, like a hell-broth boil and bubble.”

But, but, but this is the OLD Testament and we're no longer under the Law, but under Grace! So, you're telling me that this magic potion, this "spell" actually worked up until 2,000 years ago or was it just a bunch of BS back then too? Your buy-bull spouted BS then and it still spouts BS today.
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There are numerous places in the Old Testament where it's clear that the Hebrews believed in the existence of other gods, they just believed their God was superior to all the others
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In Deuteronomy, it says that Elohim, the most high, gave God the children of Isreal as God's inheritence from Elhohim. The exact part is, "Remember the days of old; consider the years long past. Ask your father, and he will tell you, your elders, and they will inform you. 8When the Most High gave the nations their inheritance, when He divided the sons of man, He set the boundaries of the peoples according to the number of the sons of God. 9But the LORD’s portion is His people, Jacob His allotted inheritance.…"
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There is only one God. The Bible is his word. In Psalm 82, God joins a council of other gods. Declares them to be children of The Most High, yet another god. Make it make sense.