Discount sale

OR MORE????

You’ve read the small print, definitely extra discount for you.

I'm getting money for taking your sh*t!? BET.

The owner of the company when they find out about this

OR MORE?!?!?!?!?!??!

Black Friday discounts be like

They be like massive.

GET RID OF THE 1 MAN-

youre actually getting payed to buy stuff

It ain't buying stuff it's taking stuffs. If it's free, how the f**k can you buy free stuff?

This is what happens if u miss maths lecture:-

Maths and some common sense.

True

And yet folks will -still- be running with merch out the door, rather than checking with a clerk, even though the store would have given them 30% cash bonus on some items! LOL

You are 100% right, thieving magpies.

The Final Discount, anyone?

So they're making it free, but giving us 30% of what we would've paid for

so you earn money every time you "buy" something?

Deal of the century.