Actually, they existed. They just lived their life and didn't get all up in your face about it like they do now. And they knew they were an exception, rather than the rule, and didn't actively recruit new members.
Actually, the only reason Lorena Bobbit was a woman with a p**is is because she cut off her husband's and put it in her purse. That's the joke- because the only way a woman can have a p**is is if she physically steals one from a man. I'm not referring to insane men who claim to be women.
Maybe you're not old enough for this meme?