Amount of shock Gordan Ramsay gets:

“These carrots have been here so long they’ve been doing f**king yoga”

LowTierGod:

"F**k you!"
Bzz
"AH SHIT"
Bzz
"FUUUCK"
Bzzz
"THIS BITCH"
Bzz
"SSHIIIIIIT!"

for a moment i thought this was a kys

Bro fr became Zeus

i’m bouta be the god of thunder himself

WHAT ARE YOU?
and idiot sandwich-
DANM F*CKING RIGHT YOU ARE
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

AVGN:

Nah that’s my friends

they swear at about 3900 swears-per-minute

If Elon Musk, Steve Jobs or Bobby Knight wore this, it might have killed them. Even Julie Andrews would have a painful experience with this.

Now we need to invent game controllers that give players shocks if they hit the wall or other cars in racing games.