Amount of shock Gordan Ramsay gets:

“These carrots have been here so long they’ve been doing f**king yoga”

LowTierGod:

WHAT ARE YOU?
and idiot sandwich-
DANM F*CKING RIGHT YOU ARE
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

for a moment i thought this was a kys

Bro fr became Zeus

Nah that’s my friends

they swear at about 3900 swears-per-minute

i’m bouta be the god of thunder himself

AVGN:

"F**k you!"
Bzz
"AH SHIT"
Bzz
"FUUUCK"
Bzzz
"THIS BITCH"
Bzz
"SSHIIIIIIT!"