Okay, for once this might be relevant. 😒

holy-

Danm

American dream vs American reality

real

I

Ok but hear me out on the rabbit…

no

Yes

Here, we see a young whale, separated from its pod. Somehow the whale has gotten onto land and survived. Scientists are puzzled.

NAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

That's actually child abuse
Like I feel so bad for her

How is the mom so skinny

You're joking right? Obviously the gravitation pull of the child sucks all the food into her orbit.

No way she’s that fat at 5

She's American.

Yeah but even American babies aren’t the size of f**king weather balloons by five years old

Weather Balloon? She's a space station shuttle at this point

She’s got her own gravitational field

The moon’s not orbiting earth now, rather it is her bone crushing weight

She created the accretion disk that formed our solar system

She is the centre of the universe. And I mean that literally

weather ballons lmfao

She is built like a pregnant avocado 💀💀💀💀

I imagine she must have a really bad bully problem at school.

BIG JACK HORNER

The Picture on the bottom got me, I know it's from Puss in Boots The Last Wish

holy F U C K

girl's built like CaseOh

yall are so mean, you know shes bigger than a space station

not my proudest fap

THERE'S ALWAYS ONE!

I can smell that ugly bastard through the screen