Joke RP. Basic rules apply. No romance or ERP, anything else goes.

*Super Pretztail had been washing laundry, when 5 seconds before a particularly dirty sock had landed on his nose, prior to the camera getting it.*
Seriously? *He says, throwing said sock into the washer.*

*Megatron cackles like a witch*
Megatron: That's going in my personal comedy album.

*He sighs, his face red in embarassment.*
Please no...

Megatron: Why not? It's not like you'll die!

*His face gets even more red from embarassment.*
I-uhh...ghoo...
*He's trying to find his words, but he keeps losing them.*

Megatron: You gonna say something?

*sweats nervously*
Uhhh...
*in mind: oh god what do I do*

Megatron: My dude, there's no reason to be embarrassed. That picture I caught of you on Reflector, that's real comedy! You should have a life of taking hilarious pictures of yourself.

Uhh...jee-wizz...sorry, I just am not used to that happening. I'm a super-hero after all.
*He says, now floating off the ground slightly.*

*A look of intrigue comes over Megatron's face*
Megatron: A superhero, eh? Who's your archnemesis?

I don't exactly have one, other than that lunatic Professor Pester.
(https://www.google.com/search?surl=1&q=professor+pester&sca_esv=599830617&rlz=1CAEOEW_enUS1069&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjE9e-Q9OmDAxUZEEQIHYZ9AZYQ_AUoAXoECAIQAw&biw=1366&bih=768&dpr=1&safe=active&ssui=on#imgrc=FFGezGMGm6VzPM)

*Megatron finds that interesting*
Megatron: Huh. Funny how things work out. He just so happens to be my archnemesis too, now that that stupid Optimus Prime is out of the way. Maybe we could work together.

Possibly. I was thinking about that.

(I'm changing how I reply, just removing the "Megatron:" part and using quotation marks around dialogue)
*Megatron smirks then starts uncontrollably cackling like a drunk, deranged witch who got high on weed, crack, meth and marijuana*
"Sorry, I remembered something funny."

Ooookay?

Devon: (wearing a green hoodie and backwards hat) (imediatly pulls up pants and looks over) I-im sorry!

Megatron: Too late for that! I gotcha!

Devon: d-don’t tell anyone! Please! I promise you I don’t see women as people to have se-

Dr. Sherman: oh, hello, can you help me? I CAN'T GET THIS DAMN TREE TO SCREEEEAAAM!

(context: he was caught "doing it" with his GF)

AND THEY WEREN'T MARRIED???

yes.

(I'm changing how I reply, just removing the "Megatron:" part and using quotation marks around dialogue)
"*sigh* Fine."
*Megatron pulls out a microphone*

Bf: beep bop bobeep bop bobeep bop bobeep bop bobeep bop bo

(sorry for the late reply)
*Megatron sings and hates it the whole time*

(nah you good)
*blud got cocky*
HA IMMA HIN LOSER

"*growl* Rematch!"

Uses his bass buster

Bf don't be corrupted

I was escaping!

*win*

Shoots at him

*Megatron starts uncontrollably cackling like a drunk, deranged witch who smokes weed, crack, meth and marijuana*

BF: DUDE WTF! GET OUT!

Bf: GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

Megatron: You're the one who broke into MY place of residence and f**ked your girlfriend on MY couch! You get out!

(blud had a point)
*Bf and Gf disappeared with the vine boom sound effect*

*Megatron then proceeds to clean and sanitize his couch*
Megatron: *sigh* Now that those two are gone, I can go back to leading the Decepticons in peace.

(bro appears with a fnaf sound effect)
Bf: I'm back!

*Megatron groans with anger*
Megatron: What in the name of the AllSpark do you want now?

Zombie GF:don't scare me!

R.A.P N.O.W.

Newbie:BF!!!!!

bru-

Bf: WHO TF ARE YOU???💀

Hey can you memechat with me