I HAVE THE SHIVER PLUSHIE!!!!!!!

What do you think I’m going to do?

shut the f**k up. no, seriously. shiver got something that made him happy, and you just assume the worse. can your ass even comprehend what happiness is, or are you too busy touching yourself to the porn you find on reddit because pornhub’s blocked on your phone?

Listen, your words and "offenses" don't hurt me. Keep them to yourself, I'm just trying to bring in some humour

That’s good, i don’t want them to actually hurt anyone

Second, im trying to be less of a perverted guy, so don't use that in an argument

DAYUM

the kind of f**king gooner to jerk off in the school bathroom because he had erotic thoughts involving the pencil sharpener

Oh god that hurts to think about. OH GOD THAT WOULD HURT. OH GOD.

Alas, he lacks any serotonin to spread throughout his body

Who the f**k are you?

F**king shut up

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