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An improvement to psychology

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Goober: Oh my God it's so empty!
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December 13th 3026: if you have gotten this message, you have been invited to join the Inkversian Psychological research center. You might be asking “what’s so important about this message?” Well we have an answer to that!

Here at the Inkversian Psychological research center have came up with the newest and most effective method of treating depression, Schizophrenia, Mood disorders, and most importantly; Post Traumatic Stress Disorder with an effective machine that makes traditional therapy a thing of the past!

This machine, known as the Ayre machine, it was developed by researchers and ex-Inkperial officer; Oracle Ayre. This machine allows the user to go inside their own thoughts and eliminate the disorder and/or cognitive problems by themselves! The Ayre machine also allows the user to figure out more about their head!
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Side effects may include severe headaches 1 week after the treatment, drowsiness, and potentially death if the patient doesn’t have a strong mind. AC technology is part of the machine, if the AC technology is too strong to handle then immediately stop the Ayre machine, and go to the ER immediately.

STILL A PROTOTYPE
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How much you wanna bet something is gonna go wrong
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401 wants it
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sure hope it isn’t actually a way to mind control people into serving the f**king inkperials over a week after they were defeated, because they’re persistent little pricks who literally cannot be told no!
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No the Inkperials aren’t returning
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oh

(It starts with one)
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind; I designed this rhyme
To explain, in due time
All I know; time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away, it's so unreal

Didn't look out below
Watched the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on, but didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be
A memory of a time when

I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter

One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind; I designed this rhyme
To remind myself how I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so (far)

Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me in the end
You kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be
A memory of a time when

I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter

I've put my trust in you, pushed as far as I can go
For all this, there's only one thing you should know
I've put my trust in you, pushed as far as I can go
For all this, there's only one thing you should know

I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
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What?
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random thing
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wait a sec

why is inkmatas in the tags
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Supernova: Good. I still get daily withdrawals from having a wire inside a pair of sunglasses poke into my skull and force me to serve space nazis.
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Hard working therapists who just want to feed their families:
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Remember: the Ayre machine is just a prototype
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Time 4 riots from people who want to keep their jobs!!! /\w/\
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