why isn’t my eevee evolving???

You have to find a shop atop a mountain. That shop will be selling the Evolve Gun. Buy the gun, load it with an evolution stone, aim it at Eevee, and shoot the f**king Eevee

thx bro :)

You're welcome

I think they took that seriously

my eevee didnt evolve and it also stopped breathing

I think you did it wrong

Nah he did it right

But it didn't work. Maybe shoot it again

Yeah shoot it again at least, 30 times. Do it after jumping and spinning midair. That helps

It could be a partner eevee that can’t evolve

They don't evolve by holding the stone. You have to actually USE the stone.

Can confirm, I'm pretty sure evolving is a conscious thing for pokemon

Well and the trainer has to use it too

you can’t be serious right now

So u have the stones don’t give it to the eevee use it it on the eevee

You have to shove it down their throat and wait for them to take a crap and shove that down their throat again

You didn’t shove it down your Eevee’s throat. You gotta shove it down its throat.

You didn't force feed the stones down their mouths

You didn’t forcefully shove the stones into their mouths

Error Error EEE_Error ERR-

Launch rocks at it with a canon

Bro can’t be serious right now
You don’t make them hold it
You have to press on the stone in Items,press Use,and press the Pokémon you want to evolve.

Are you doing this on purpose

yes

Good

Using a -3 IQ right there

It is a necessity to force the stones into their tiny little bodies

Forcefully compelling unnatural mutation is the priority

You have to use the stones on it, not give it to then as a held item

You have to use it. I made the same mistake once but didn't notice I misclicked and thought it worked like that.
By the way, what's your favourite Eeveelution? Mine is Flareon (ブースター)

Espeon

Alt?