no erp or joke rp i guess

"Hey bud, whatchu doing by yourself?" *He says, sitting right next to him.*

Derpfestor: my friends didn't come... atleast yet

"I guess I'll acompany you for now. The film hasn't even started yet. It's just ads."

*Derpfestor sees something in another person's hands, stands up and starts going somewhere, but turns around and puts a little ball on his seat, then leaves. Suddenly the ball pops and an infested marine sits on the spot*

"Uhhhhhh..." *He's not sure what the f[bleep]ck he just saw, and doesn't know how to react.*

The infested marine: hi

i think master went to get that tasty yellow stuff

"You mean Popcorn?"

Probably that’s what it’s called
*Suddently, you can hear fighting noises coming from the left side of the movie theater*

"Oh God..."
*He quickly flies over to the left side of the theatre.(the film will start when we come back)*

(also imgflip.com/i/8a452o )

After the movie is over, the gang of protoss come up again, but this time, there are more of them

(also I made a new RP with my own version of derpfestor in there)

*You see a hydralisk and 3 zerglings fighting a protoss stalker and two zealots*

"What the friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick?"
*I quickly form a barrier between them*
"Can we just talk this out like mature people and NOT like a maniac-"
*random dude falls off a building on Mount Everest because yes*

*You see the person with the popcorn that Derpfestor saw just standing there eating it. Suddenly, a neural parasite claw possesses the person and meets it at the protoss*
*Derpfestor stops possessing the person* Hey, these are my friends!

yeets*

"Derp, if I may, WHAT is going on here?"

That zealot was sitting in my assigned seat before and so I yeeted him away, but now he wanted to pick a fight with my friends, including Patchling!

"And his side of the story?"

I don't know, ask hi- ohhh no
*A giant ultralisk is coming to the theater because he's like a dog and wants to be with his friends but he is just the size of the entire building (here is an ultralisk compared to an average human, or marine on this shirt)*

"Uhhhhh..."
*cut to all of us, cramped in the movie, all in our Seperate seats.*

Derpfestor: wow this movie is pretty nice
Patchling: *proceeds to chew the blue piece of fabric*

*Meanwhile SP is just getting squished in between, not even minding.*

scream the word f**k. ill buy you popcorn, and an icee

Derpfestor: yay

Bloomy: Hiya there :>

Derpfestor: hi
* he is kinda sad*

What’s wrong
Need a hug : >

Derpfestor: i don't know..,.

Awww
:3 you sure you don’t wanna hug

Derpfestor: ok maybe

*Huggies*

hi

hello

wut u doing here alone?

none of my friends came

oh

Wanna watch the movie with me?

ya

Raynor: What's a Zerg like you doing by yourself?

Derpfestor: Well i was supposed to meet up with a pal of mine here but he didn't come.
(also wow, didnt expect raynor tbh(

(I love starcraft 2)
Raynor: I see. Mind if I sit by you?

Derpfestor: Sure, if my friends aren't here anyway
(Nice, wanna play together sometime?)

Raynor: *sits down next to him with a bucket of popcorn*
(I don't play a lot. But I'd gladly add you as a friend.)

*Derpfestor sees the popcorn* That looks tasty
(kk my battle tag is MrImage)

(Is it possible to add a friend through the website?)

(I think, or I can just add you)

(Here's my thingy: SkinnyMan4RL#1945)

(Sent you friend request(