aight I can't exactly modify the tags so lemme put the rules here
Jokes are allowed
No ERP
that's it

oh and you can RP with others and make it co-operative

(If I can)
Pyro: *laughs*

*The Engineer comes out with a water bucket to try to put out one of the fires, but it's a grease fire. You know what happens next.*

Pyro: *laughs like a maniac*

*Then Scout practically bonks Pyro with a frying pan before getting tripped by Spy, who promptly explodes from Demoman before he is shot by Soldier with a shotgun. Chaos.*

Pyro: *ducks away from the pan and laughs at the chaos*

Baby Bendy: *walks by then shapeshifts into The Ink Demon in order to speak*
The Ink Demon: What in the name of Joey Drew happened here? And, could this fire please be put out? I do not want to melt into a dark puddle.

*Pyro explodes as Soldier rockets him to hell before being killed by Sniper who is then shot at by Scout before he's panned by Heavy-*

The Ink Demon: Jesus Christ.

*It only gets more chaotic as 2Fort continues to burn. Engineer tries to put it out, but it's a Grease Fire.*

The Ink Demon: I have an idea. But I will require lots of ink.

Jack: *tries to ignore it*

Dishonored dragnoc: Pyro. Why.

*Pyro laughs maniacally before getting panned in the face by Scout, who is tripped by Spy, who is exploded by Demoman, who is shot by Soldier, who is pricked by Medic, who is-*

Can we stop fighting for like five minutes.

*You feel your head collide with a anvil as Engineer forces you out of the way, before trying to put out a grease fire with water. It doesn't go well.*

ow. Also you need a grease fire extinguisher.

"I̵̬̿̆́̽͑̾͗́͂̎'̶͕̝̰͇̥̮̬͑̎͆̃͐͂̓̔̈́̒͑͒̿̕͝ͅM̴̧̛̳̤̩̹̜͉̖̝̠͉͇̯͔̣̀̊̅̄ ̴̢̹͈̺̯̣͈͚͚͙̜͈̗̞̟̆Ä̶̢̛̝̩̗̺̬͍͇͖̮͍̣́̉͘L̸̯̗̬̖̼̣͇̲̼̣̮͈͙̞̂̽̿̑́̈̀̾́͜Ř̵̡̙̿͊̽̊̀͌̎͗̿̾̋Ę̸̲̻͚͙̹̫̻̣̠̣̘̓̄̍̈́̑̈́̆Ä̷̺̘̼͖̱̦̝̰̪̤͓͍̱͕̟́̈́̊͝ͅD̵̢̟͓̺̒͂͑̽̅̈́̎Ý̴̥̬̀̄̐́͊̃͋̊̄̉̀͛̇̕̕͝ ̷̺͍̲͙͕̬̫̠̆̊G̴͚͉̣͖̠̐͛͐͛̓̃͑̀̐̾͋͂͒̚͠O̴̤̲̾͑̀͝N̴̗̮̤̦͎̼̟͕̩͈̳̜̥̞̝̭̍̅̿̂Ę̶̺͓̜͚̩̘̗̟̤̘̱͈͛̽͆̒̆̌̅͂.̶̧̢̫̘̬̪̱̝̙͈͕̤͓̤̼͌̾̐́̒̽̀͌̿͒̈́͛͐̈́̾̚͜" echoes from everywhere as the chaos continues

Derpfestor (he was walking by): What the heck happened here?!

Scout: "No time to explain-"
*he gets panned by Pyro before he's shot by Soldier who's blown up by Demoman who is pricked by Medic who is killed by Spy who is assassinated by Snip-*

*He makes Sniper snipe Heavy, who was about to attack Derpfestor*

*Then, Sniper's body explodes as you walk him down a landmine, causing further chaos(don't worry, bud's unharmed :D)*

*Derpfestor is so confused that he just burrows himself underground and, while burrowed, moves to a safer place (like next to that fence where the barrels are)*

*Those barrels are containing rum(alcohol, not hard liquor though, beer).*

*Derpfestor uses his neural parasite claw to yeet the barrels at the fire, yoping that will help to extinguish it*

*alcohol + fire = more fire*

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*Derpfestor just stands there and watches now (ignore that he is red in this one)*

*2 hours later*

Derpfestor: it really is still burning, and they are still fighting. Time to stop this. *Proceeds to plan about 20 puffballs which pop and infested marines come out of each one, ready to do whatever Derpfestor wants them to*

(btw i continued the movies rp)

*Derpfestor uses his neural parasite and possesses Sniper*
(yes he can do that, here is an example from the series)

Bit, doing a Scout impression: Holy crap, are ya seeing this?
Frickin' unbelievable.

red pyro: smoking because spy told him to

(LMAO)
*The chaos ends up setting Pyro's cigar on fire, which does the you know*

(does it have to be tf2 related or can i just put derpfestor there for the funi)

(you might as well add whatever you want)

Middo:what the f-k

*you hear Pyro laughing like a maniac while Scout crit hits him with a pan, before being blown up by Demoman, before he's shot by Soldier*

Middo:.....*prosessig what happen*