"not everyone celebrates christmas! its offensive!" ok damn so no one should then

Every holiday is offensive. To lead a truly good life, you should have no joy in it whatsoever. That’s what school trains us for.

oh my god thats genius

It gets even better. Existing can also be offensive, since your purpose in life is dedicated to some higher power, whether the God of Abraham or serving for oneself. Not everyone believes in each other's higher powers, and that will be offensive to some, so...

Bro, who ever said Christmas was offensive?!

retards